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Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?Įk Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega, She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun. ġ aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum sex karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho? Giving Lecture.! Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta.!!Įk Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!. Sardar bahan ke lau%e tera bill dekh ker meri Sardar ne use 50,000 diye, muchi ne kaha "maine to pachchis mange the aap mujhe pachas kyu de rahe ho?" Report i ki aap to kabhi bap hi nhi ban sakte aap ne Khuda ka shukr ada kia, aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye!Īur phir socha ki ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai Ladki boli yahi baap hai apko aur tension Bola aap baap banne wale ho, apko tension!Īap bole mai iska baap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki ne apse lift mangi, Raste me uski tabiat kharab hogai, aap hospital le gye. Mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya hai. SeBoli-ap kya samjte ho mai apse pyar nhi krti.Īpne chehre ko naqab se dhak kar rakhti thiġdin ladki ne us ladke k padosi se pucha.ĪAJ ME PARDE ME HU OR MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA Hai.Įk ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke beech me ye kya hai. Girl: meri ch~t k ashiq ma#a#rch#d ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia aids kahti hai.ĭO BOOND ZINDAGI KI. Sx kar lene k baad boy "janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia bachcha kahti hai, Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"
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"ki is bewakuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne c#oda"ĭusri taraf wo admi apne dosto k sath khada Dr ko dekh k hansta hai aur kehta hai "yaar ra#di lekar aaya tha jagah nahi mili to iske clinic me c#od diya."
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Kuch din baad kisi shadi me Dr apne dosto k sath khada us admi ka mazak uda raha hota hai. ko yakin nahi aata, to admi apni Biwi ko clinic me lakar Dr. saab mai apni Biwi ko c#odta hu to andar jake lu#d teda ho jata hai,ĭr. Phir kya! Bra k elastic se gulel banaunga aur panchhi ko marunga.Īdmi Dr. Ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko maruga